“You wanna come grocery shopping with me? I’m tired of having to rely on that creepy guy in aisle three to reach the top-shelf shampoo for me. " “I may be even shorter than Woody Allen but I’m also way more charming. "
“. . . travel-sized for your convenience. " “. . . vertically challenged!” “. . . height disadvantaged. " “. . . fun sized. " “. . . playing it safe with gravity. " “. . . enjoying the weather down here better. "
You should also remember that while you can make yourself taller, really tall people can’t make themselves shorter. You got the better deal.
If you don’t have a lot of things that you like about yourself, then work on that! You are more than your height, just as everyone else is. I mean, if height was all that was important, no one would like Tom Cruise. Find reasons to be proud of yourself because you should be proud of yourself. You’re great!
